23+ Funny Jersey Shore Quotes

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. Never Fall In Love At The Jersey Shore Ronnie came into Season 1 of the original show with one rule and props to him for trying not to break it. I just have unbelievable mass appeal Mike Sorrentino 2. Paying homage to the many iconic quotes from Pauly D over the years.

Himself - DJ Pauly. I definitely regret breaking my number one rule. Its not a good feeling.

There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. Down here at the Shore one minute youve got three girls in the Jacuzzi the next minute somebodys in jail and you have to bail them out. Stay get your ass beat.

Catch all new episodes of JSFamilyVacation starting Jerzday July 11 at 87c on MTV. When people function this early in the morning this isnt real life to me. Stay get your ass beat.

Faces of Snooki My heart is racing and I smell like King Kongs asshole. Jersey Shore was one of the biggest shows to air on MTV and rightfully so. Snooki Read the Recap I just didnt want my cuca to come out.

Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore. My Only Rule. Thats what happens down at the.

Mike Sorrentino and Vinny Guadagnino were full of corny lines on premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation Pic credit. Im going to the Jersey Shore btch. The only person Ive had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend Nicole Polizzi Ill always be this crazy fun person but when its time to get married Im going to be an.

Everybody loves mebabies dogs ya know hot girls cougars. So in America when the sun goes down and I sit on the old broken-down river pier watching the long long skies over New Jersey and sense all that raw land that rolls in one unbelievable. The drama the partys the everything made it a smash hit and while it received immense.

Jersey Shore Quotes Anyone whos grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique Bruce Springsteen The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where. Best Quotes On Fake Friends 1. Jersey Shore Quotes to Angelina You wanna stay you can get your ass beat.

Mike The Situation Sorrentino and Vinny. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. Stay get your ass beat.

Im the sweetest btch youll ever meet.

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